M Est Revenue

I’ve been keeping busy with work and haven’t had much time to update. This is just a quick update to get these messages written down because they’re funny… I know it’s more than slightly indiscreet to record this stuff for the internet, but it is just too odd to let go.

M has been texting me again in the last few days. Asking about going out and whatnot. I’ve not seen her in a couple months and I liked the idea. They’ve been getting successively more suggestive which I certainly find flattering though a bit uncomfortable since our involvement would likely be a bad idea for so many reasons.

I’d not really thought much of it until a couple messages came in rapid succession after I’d not made it out one night. There had been the offer of chocolates eaten in interesting ways that I had declined complaining of back problems and a need to discuss the boundaries of our relationship.

2005/11/05 15H15: Good afternoon Will! I hope u r feeling better, so… when do we schedule the massage & discussion? Would b a shame 2 let da WE go by uneventfully! 2 think that i’ve spent most of it working, emailing, texting & calling, but nothing has actually happened! All virtual & imaginary r beginning 2 depress me!

Ok, all fine and good. Put up or shut up, I’m fine with that. It gives me a chance to get things sorted. Then I get another message about five minutes later:

2005/11/05 15H25 Good afternoon Frank! Hope i’m not waking u. Would b a shame 2 let da WE go by uneventfully! 2 think that i’ve spent most of it working, emailing, texting & calling, but nothing has actually happened! I’m not going to insist on meeting up, u have made it clear u see me bcuz u feel obligated. Don’t worry, I won’t bother u anymore, I will leave it up to u 2 call me, if & when u ever want 2 see me again. Take care of yourself Frank!

Ahh, things become clearer. Things aren’t working out with her fellow, so she’s covering her bases. To save time she just went ahead and used the same message twice. Either that or this was some sort of strange jab. You never really know with M. I just sort of let it ride until later I got another message asking if I was going out. I replied that I didn’t know and asked who Frank is. Turns out that he is a fellow much richer than myself but not nearly so interesting, romantic or funny. Well, there’s that at least. ☺

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